Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Let's forget the part at graduation when I was still not feeling up-to-snuff (again, despite the best laid plans...). Through the ceremony, all I could think was the quote from Andy of The Office fame:

I graduated from anger management like I graduated from Cornell - on time.

And later, when Not Too Sharp was singing the alma mater, Andy's ridiculous cell jingle started in my brain...