Just employees hereHeather was also inspired:
Working in the coffee shop
Buy something from us!
Free samples taunt usWe had just gotten a shipment of new t-shirts. A fellow employee, not working, came in. He bragged about washing his work shirts, realized we had new ones, said "crap, why did I wash my other shirts?" and ran to buy one.
with their delicious goodness.
Cookies are evil.
Graham is in the houseAaaaand then we all realized that, in lieu of serving customers, we had way more downtime between chores and were pounding down the coffees as if swimming in a sea of caffeine.
A burgundy shirt to buy
Let him clean that, too!
Drinking some coffee
Caffeine makes my head spin 'round.
Sleepy time will come.