COOKIE MONSTER IS BACK!
This might cause some confusion, because I have only thought about my eternal sadness, and never written it.
Once upon a time there was a dream that was Rome – I mean Cookie Monster. She was awesome and laughed at me and gave me cookies.
And then she disappeared. A new version of her appeared, but this woman looked more like Elmo. And then the open-air market went away so I could only buy cookies on the weekends.
Then Elmo disappeared! Exclamation point! A new woman took her place but she didn’t deserve a nickname.
And then, O most wonderful day, I walked past the rynok and saw that Cookie Monster had returned! Earlier, Briullov sent me a text that he’d already gotten cookies for our English High Tea, but I couldn’t stop myself. I leapt over the archaeological dig (all 20 meters of the fence) and bound over to her booth, a huge grin on my face.
Zdrazdvstvujte. [Hello], she said.
Zdra-Vstvuj-Te! I answered. Tak davno ne videlis’! [It’s been so long!]
And then I bought a lot of cookies.
Even if they are only a sometimes food.
8 months ago