This is what pain feels like(?)

I dry-heaved in the locker room!

This is all the more exciting because I didn’t actually puke.

And even more exciting because I don’t know what caused it! Mwahaha. The list is near-endless:

- Maybe there’s something funky in the water!
- There were gross grinds in the coffee I had in the café. Maybe they were deadly!
- I had a slice of cheese with bread this morning. Maybe there was a creature on one or both!
- I bought a tuna sandwich for lunch. Maybe the fish was bad!
- I had just finished in the workout room in the gym. Maybe I had over-exerted myself!

The world will never know.