“Is this your regular hangout, man?”Oh, P’mouth. And I’m looking forward to returning to you, for some reason…
”No, I’m just here with my girl.”
“No doubt, no doubt.”
“What about you, what are you doing?”
“Man, my mom and I got into a big argument. I’m just getting a beer before a sausage. I’m f***ing starving. The man doesn’t open for another 20 minutes.”
…[later]
“Man, my confidence is my strong suit. Those guys in UFC, WFC, they go for one jab. You see them fight, and they land one hit where I could get a combo in.”
…[later]
“You know what I don’t understand is it seems like there are hot girls walking around Portsmouth all the time, but you get into bars and it’s all older guys.”
4 years ago
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Haha, oh Portsmouth . . .
Can't wait to have you playing Hemingway in our midst again soon.
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