Friday, April 23, 2010

I didn't taste it to check.

I recently went to the bathroom in a cafe. I lifted up the seat to do my business, and a white, powdery substance rubbed onto my fingers. I am left with one of three possibilities.
1. A really really really dehydrated pigeon used the facilities, and missed.

2. This cafe uses chalk/talc powder as a cleaning agent.

3. One of the businessmen sitting near me did a line of coke from the toilet seat.
I'm expecting it's option #2, but I kind of wish it was #3. It's just exciting and crazy enough to be true...


Miriam said...

It is clearly option 3.

Justin said...

Comet (or other powdered cleanser)

... of course that is not nearly as exciting or funny.