I didn't taste it to check.

I recently went to the bathroom in a cafe. I lifted up the seat to do my business, and a white, powdery substance rubbed onto my fingers. I am left with one of three possibilities.

1. A really really really dehydrated pigeon used the facilities, and missed.

2. This cafe uses chalk/talc powder as a cleaning agent.

3. One of the businessmen sitting near me did a line of coke from the toilet seat.

I'm expecting it's option #2, but I kind of wish it was #3. It's just exciting and crazy enough to be true...