It's because I don't buy wire hangers.

Some new apocalypse porn movie (or perhaps a movie with Nicolas Cage -- they're usually mutually inclusive) was advertised on the TV.

Me: "Oh, look, more Apocalypse Porn™. The Apocalypse will kill everyone off except for an indicative white, middle class male and his heteronormative nuclear family--"
Mom: "Right, right, because he's a cockroach."
Me: [smiles silently that he is starting to rub off.]