Yesterday, before 8 pm. A sober Andrew: "Oh, I have trivia tonight, but it always gets out at 10. I'll only have a beer and then I can study after it."
10:15. A drunk Andrew: "Screw French. Doctor Who!"
12:30. A closer-to-sober Andrew disposed towards self-embitterment: "Set the alarm for 6:30."
Cue nightmares and troubled sleep pattern.
6:30 am. A pre-coffee Andrew reviews grammar and syntax and morphology etc.
8 am. With still-untasted coffee in tow, Andrew pulls into A Lot. Thinks he has time to spare, as classes don't usually start until 8:10.
8:06. Walks into the class late.
8:07. Realizes an entire section is on vocab hasn't studied.
But it was so soft and fluffy! I didn't mean to hurt it...
1 month ago